jokes

know any funny ones, or some that can be put on here without causing an uproar, i will kick it off

what do you call a mushroom who buys all the drinks..

a fungi to be with..


off you go..
20:41 Wed 25th Apr 2012
 
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Duh, got the punchline wrong!

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and shakes

A nervous wreck!
how does an eskimo make his house?

he glues it together.....
Why do traffic lights rarely go swimming?


Because they take much too long to change!
Where can you obtain virgin wool?


From a really ugly sheep?
Why do cats hate flying saucers?


Because it's impossible for them to drink their milk!
cupid - how dare you insult my bretheren: everybody knows virgin wool comes from a welshman.

I am reminded of the quote about yourself:

"I don’t know why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon."
and certainly not from sheep here in Cornwall!
I refuse to trade insults with you, DT crosswordfan. I think your cute. Your in
second place after shooty!
I'm blushing now, cupid, thank you....
What do you call a deaf crow?
Anything you like he can't hear you.
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all good, sorry i didn't get back, but cheery for another wet and dreary day, so cheers all
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two men having a drink in a pub

one man says to the other, your round,

the other says so are you, you fat bstard
What do you call a man buried under leaves?

>

>

Russell
What do you call a man with rabbits up his @rse?
Warren
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?
Cliff
what do you call 40 chickens playing hide and seek fowl play
they had sliced white today which is a good job because i didnt have my bike
What would you call the definition of surprise?
Answer: A fart with a lump in it.
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?


Doug!
My brother had a blow up doll
as a girlfriend, but she dumped
him. I asked why and she said: he
kept letting me down!

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