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Guy went into chemist "Give me three packets of condoms, please."

Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"

Guy: "Nah.... She ain't that ugly."
09:46 Mon 23rd Apr 2012
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ummmm
:-)
09:47 Mon 23rd Apr 2012
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ummmm
You should post the wall mart video :-)
09:47 Mon 23rd Apr 2012
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RATTER15
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I did, months ago!
09:48 Mon 23rd Apr 2012
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JonnyBoy12
Very very funny. Have you any more like that?
13:48 Mon 23rd Apr 2012
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starone
I just had a look at the Wallmart video (thanks ummmm) and I have reached the following conclusions:-
1. I am not ugly
2. I am not fat
3. I am not eccentric
13:59 Mon 23rd Apr 2012
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missprim
Here's one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghrDIQ-K8mg
14:02 Mon 23rd Apr 2012
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tenrec
Just watched that vid again. Absolutely brilliant!
20:45 Mon 23rd Apr 2012
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maggiebee
Brilliant missprim, thanks.
22:55 Mon 23rd Apr 2012

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