sexy.

A blind couple were having sex on the living room floor . He said "you're dry tonight". She said "you're licking the fecking carpet".
17:23 Sun 22nd Apr 2012
 
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Ha ha
how did she know he was doing that?
this is as bad as the naughty parrot er ... joke

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