ESSEX BOYS...

[Jemisa]

TOP THINGS THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR ESSEX BOYS SAY:

1. When I retire, I'm movin' north.

2. Oh I just couldn't, she's only sixteen.


3. You can't feed that to the dog.


4. Wrestling is fake.

5. We're vegetarians.

6. Do you think my gut is too big?

7. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of

eggs & bacon

8. Sharon we don't need another dog.


9. Give me the small bag of pork scratchings!

10. I just couldn't find a thing at Tesco today.

11. Trim the fat off that steak.

12. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.


13. Unsweetened tea tastes better.


14. I've got two cases of Guinness for the Game.

15. Checkmate

16. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.


17. Hey, here's an episode of "Coronatiom St.

that we haven't seen.


18. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Cheryl love.

AND THE ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A
ESSEX BOY SAY:
* Nope, no more beer for me. I'm driving a whole busload
of us down to re-elect CAMERON.

[marval]

lol

[zebo]

Thank God for No 1!

[Jemisa]

Do you mean zebo you don.t want the ESSEX boys to go north?
Because thats what it says things ESSEX boys will 'NEVER' do....
I got the impression you really do want em to go north.

jem