Poems by man and woman

[starone]

A WOMAN'S POEM.

And now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.


A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*it.

[Kiki-frog]

Hahaha! That is hilarious! So funny. And so true.

[tonyav]

Also sends a car to bring me home from the pub.

[chi-chi66]

haha very good...and true!

[alex2877]

i was everything that women wanted, until the visits from her mother........

[marval]

lol

[tenrec]

LOL