Poems by man and woman

A WOMAN'S POEM.

And now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand..
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.


A MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me fishing and drinking.. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a sh*it.
16:03 Fri 13th Apr 2012
 
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alex2877
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i was everything that women wanted, until the visits from her mother........
17:43 Fri 13th Apr 2012 Go To Best Answer

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Hahaha! That is hilarious! So funny. And so true.
Also sends a car to bring me home from the pub.
haha very good...and true!
i was everything that women wanted, until the visits from her mother........
lol
LOL

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