So you thought it was......---

He sat with a smile on his face as his girlfriend moved forwards then backwards.. forwards then backwards...back and forth..In and out..in and out..Her heart was pounding faster, her face was getting flush & she started to grunt and groan.. Then she let out an almighty scream!"I can't park this ----ing car! You do it you smug bastard'!
09:32 Sun 04th Mar 2012
 
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Wonder if there may be a litte hidden truth there....

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