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Racing Snail

Paddy's racing snail was not winning races anymore.
So he decided to take it's shell off to reduce it's
weight and make him more aerodynamic.

It didn't work, if anything it made
him more sluggish.
14:39 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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Frank97
Lol!
14:41 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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TheOtherHalf
Like it maggie
14:41 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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douglas9401
:)
14:46 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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marval
HaHa
18:19 Fri 24th Feb 2012
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JonnyBoy12
Very very funny! Keep them coming!
21:07 Sat 25th Feb 2012

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