Racing Snail

Paddy's racing snail was not winning races anymore.
So he decided to take it's shell off to reduce it's
weight and make him more aerodynamic.

It didn't work, if anything it made
him more sluggish.
13:39 Fri 24th Feb 2012
Best Answer

No best answer has yet been selected by maggiebee. Once a best answer has been selected, it will be shown here.

For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.

1 to 5 of 5

Like it maggie
Very very funny! Keep them coming!

1 to 5 of 5

Related Questions

So I took it to racing snail trainer, he told me to make it lighter by removing his shell, which I done, but now its just more sluggish....
I've been having problems with my Racing Snail recently. He's just not winning races like he used to. A friend advised me to remove his shell, "It might make him go faster," he said,...
Paddy's racing snail had been less than prolific of late, failing to win in the last 25 races so, in an effort to reduce it's weight and make it more aerodynamic, he removed the shell. It didn't work....
Bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy next to him, "do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replies "No, tanks. I've only got a small garden." Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and...
There was once a small snail who always dreamed of becoming a racing car driver. One day he heard that an uncle of his had died and left him some money! Now his dream could be realised! He bought...

Latest posts