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Door.

I held the door open for a
gorgeous blonde in the pub last
night.

My wife said, '' You've never held
the door open for me.''

I said, '' what about the time you threatened to leave.''
17:00 Sun 05th Feb 2012
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maggiebee
lol
17:00 Sun 05th Feb 2012
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marval
lol
17:04 Sun 05th Feb 2012
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wildwood
... and that's when the fight started.
19:39 Sun 05th Feb 2012
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shooty
and the fight is still ongoing : o
19:40 Sun 05th Feb 2012

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