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My mate....

...chatted up a cheetah in a nightclub.....he was trying to pull a fast one....
10:44 Tue 17th Jan 2012
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ojread2
*groan*
10:49 Tue 17th Jan 2012
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Old_Geezer
I thought this would be a jest about yeast extract.
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