I was.....

[Slapshot]

.....kidnapped by a pack of mimes. They performed unspeakable acts on me

[missprim]

Good one slapshot. Have you changed your avatar?

[Slapshot]

Yes, put the lovely Sally James, (my first crush...Tiswas has much to answer for) and put Achmed the dead terrorist up instead. If you've never seen him Youtube search Jeff Dunham and Achmed the dead terrorist...if you don't wet yourself you're not normal it's hilarious

[missprim]

Will take a look.