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Might be you one day!

An elderly Lady called 999 on her mobile phone to report that her car has been broken into.

She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the operator: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The operator said,

"Stay calm An officer is on the way."

A few minutes later, the Officer radios in.


"Disregard.." He says, "She got in the back-seat by mistake.."
18:53 Thu 29th Dec 2011
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ArrabellaBrass
You're right, it probably will be me one day (soon)
19:04 Thu 29th Dec 2011
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maggiebee
I've been caught!
19:10 Thu 29th Dec 2011
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starone
That would be a real senior moment and I get plenty like it.
00:51 Fri 30th Dec 2011

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