more vaseline

mom and dad and their daughter at home.....make the tea says dad to wife....ive been at work all day you make it.....ive been at work too says the dad and tells his daughter to make it...she replies ive been at colledge all day

ok....first one who speaks makes the tea says dad

a hour later boorbell goes and daughters boyfriend comes in
nobody speaks so he just sits there
he looks at his girlfriend moves over and kisses her then makes love to her and then sits back in his chair

still nobody speaks and another hour passes during which time he starts thinking and finding his girtlfriends mom attractive...so moves over and makes love to her

when hes finished he goes to the kitchen cus he fancies a cup of tea but when the kettle has boiled he spills it on his hand

i need to put somat on this he thinks so goes back into the lounge and asks....have you any vaseline/

SOD THIS FOR A GAME SAYS THE DAD...I WILL MAKE THE BLOODY TEA
00:30 Fri 23rd Dec 2011
 
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