Orses

[dzug2]

Paddy buys a couple of horses and gets into conversation with a farmer in the pub. He tells the farmer they are fine animals but he is having difficulty telling them apart.

The farmer tells him to measure them - it's rare for two horses to be exactly the same height.

Next night he tells the farmer - you were right. The black one's two inches taller than the white one.

[lankeela]

Daft but it made me laugh

[Bobbisox]

me too :-)