Dear oh Deer

[queencharlotte]

What do you call a deer with only one eye?
No idea

What do you call a deer with only one eye and no legs?
Still no idea

Help; I need more deer jokes fror a friend of mine who runs a deer sanctuary.

[DTCwordfan]

An American one here for your friend QC

One night at a local bar frequented by a bunch of deer hunters who were waiting for the opening day of deer season, the local sheriff scoped out the joint for possible drunk drivers.

As he waited, eventually a patron stumbled out of the bar, fumbled for his keys, tried them in three different cars until he finally found his, got inside and rested his head on the steering wheel. The deputy knew he had his drunk driver, so now all he had to do was wait for him to start his engine and pull out of the lot.

A few hours passed by and most of the other deer hunters had left by then, when the patron abruptly lifted his head, cranked the car up and drove out of the lot like a bat out of hell. The deputy followed him and stopped him promptly. He administered the breath-o-lizer test and it read 0.00.

Confused, the deputy asked the driver what the hell was going on. The driver looked at him innocently and said, "Well, tonight I'm the designated decoy."

[marval]

After years of listening to her plead, a hunter finally decides to let his wife go deer hunting with him.

He led her into the woods and left her in a hut and instructions on what to do when a deer came within range.

He had no sooner arrived at his own hut when he heard a shot coming from his wife's direction.

The first shot was quickly followed by several more shots.

He immediately ran back to see what had happened, only to find a man standing in front of his wife with his hands up shouting, "OK lady, its your deer, just let me take the saddle off first!"

[boxtops]

I've heard that one before, DT - it's good - when I heard it, it was somewhere on the M1!

[seadogg]

Try Tom Lehrer "Hunting Song"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iATzgXyhYRs

[queencharlotte]

Thank you my deers for the clean, the crude the simple and the involved; they have all given me a good laugh and my friend will love them.

[chrissa1]

Are you a voyeur seadogg?