Window Shopping....

[bobthefisherman]

Two women were stood outside a dress shop.
One of them pointed, and said "That's the one I'd get"..........








Then a Cyclops came and ate them.

[Hopkirk]

No, sorry. Over my head.

[Lie-in King]

1/2 a lol! :-)

[MichaelZZ]

It's a pun, innit?

(One-eyed get. Cyclops(es) only had one eye in Greek mythology.)

[Hopkirk]

Ah, thanks.

[bobthefisherman]

It took me a while when I first heard it, but I've been telling it for a fair few years now...

[albaqwerty]

very droll:D

[micmak]

Afraid it doesn't appeal to my sense of humour :-(

[wildwood]

sorry, I know what a cyclop is but can not connect it to the two women sentence.

[DTCwordfan]

they must have been hookers

[Maggoty]

the one eyed g*t (pronounced get as spoken in a scouse accent)

LOL