Golf

Man and his lady wife are starting a round of golf. They finish their first green and are walking to the next tee when a golf ball flies out of nowhere, strikes the wife on the head and knocks her unconscious.
The man, in a state of panic, rushes back to the clubhouse and bursts in.
"Help! Is there a doctor in the house? My wife's been hit by a golf ball" he cries.
He is in luck as there is. The doctor stands and asks, "where has she been hit?"
The man replies "Between the first and second hole"
The doctor pauses and then says "It's not leaving a lot of room for a plaster is it?"
09:12 Tue 16th Aug 2011
 
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So she was hit in the nostril area?

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