Kids

[DEN53]

The teacher asked the class wht they thought about their fathers.

Little Tom said 'My father is a hero. A horse ran loose down the High Street and my father got hold of it and calmed it down and saved many people from injury'.

Little Dick said 'My father is a hero. A lady was drowning and my father saved her, gave her artificial respiration and saved her life'

Little Harry said 'My father is a coward. Last weekend my mother went to stay at her sisters and my dad was that frightened he had to get the lady in from next door to sleep with him'

[wildwood]

I know how little Harry could extract a real cool birthday present from his father. lol

[scakebread]

A senior rabbit was giving two younger rabbits survival lessons and the last lesson, just as it was getting dark, was 'How to cross the road'.
The tutor said 'If you start to cross the road and you suddenly see headlights coming towards you, don't panic, just lie down right in the centre of the carriageway and the car's wheels will go each side of you. Then when the car has gone, carry on across the road.'
'Oh, I don't like the sound of that!' Said one of the student-rabbits. 'Can you show us, please?'
'OK, just watch this.'
He hopped into the middle of the carriageway and stopped. Soon a pair of headlights appeared, so the senior rabbit sat as low as he could go as the car went over him with a sickening 'splat'!
One of the younger bunnies said to the other 'Was that supposed to happen?
"The other bunny said 'No, but I quess you don't see too many Reliant Robins these days...'