Anna Nicole Smith

[4getmenot]

Now 4 People claiming to be fathers, Any More?

[warpig1]

Yes, one of the guys in my office!

[Panic Button]

Me

[warpig1]

Panic Button, do you work in my office?

[B00]

With all that money at stake, hell im female, but I'll give it a whirl, so....me too!

[warpig1]

ha ha, good thinking B00

[sp1814]

B00

Well if you're chucking your hat in, I'll have a go too. I'm gay and haven't seen a woman's bits since Thatcher was in office, but if B00 has a chance, so do I.

Where do I register?

[4getmenot]

that made me smile :-)

[sp1814]

Holy Moly!!!

I've just re-read my post...let me just clarify something...I didn't mean to suggest that it was Mrs Thatcher's bits that I last saw...just that the bits that I saw...

...oh you must know what I mean...

[B00]

Well in fairness if it was Mrs T's bits you saw it might explain why you're gay ;-)



and i am kidding, i certainly dont mean there must be a reason why your gay


Phew! Hope i've covered my back there!!!

[sp1814]

LOL @ B00 twisting herself up into knots.

[4getmenot]

Watch out BOO he's the man in this post

http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/News/Question36 5127.html

:-)

[B00]

Oh 'eck :-(

[B00]

Hang on..are you saying he's the guy who got �120K? If he is......


ooozes charm, why hello sp, how you doin'? ;-)

[4getmenot]

I think we just established that aint ever gonna work BOO :-)

[B00]

Possibly 4get, but heck, even my bits have got to be preferable to Mrs T's!


I'm really sorry for going off on a tangent from your orginal Q, I'll shush now.

[Miss Inquiry]

There are 5 possibilities at the moment:
1) Larry Birkhead
2) Howard K Stern
3) Sperm from late Howard J Marshall (my favourite option)
4) Za Za Gabors prince husband bloke
5) Her ex-bodyguard

Not to mention the guy she actually told was the dad: G Ben Thompson but he quickly told her he had had a vasectomy! He's the same guy who keeps changing the locks on the house she started squatting in before she died, and is the same guy who Howard K Stern is alleging broke into his own home and stole all of Anna's stuff.

One wierd and wonderful story... it's only just the beginning, we will have her funeral footage, ther daughters birthday parties, her mum will make a documentary, Howard K Marshall will either attempt suicide or get his own chat show, not to mention the legal paternity battle, the battle of her estate....

[Oneeyedvic]

I'm the father and so's my wife

[sp1814]

I've been off doing something dull at work but have just got back to see what could've been a potential proposal!

Miss Inquiry...God I hope it's J. Howard Marshall II's kid. There would be a satisfying 'circularity' to that.

Am I being thick though...surely a DNA test will prove/disprove the child's paternity???

[4getmenot]

yer but you know what Americans are like, will take forever to go through the courts, then they'll have to have a lawer present etc...

[Miss Inquiry]

Anna has probably selpt with all the lawyers, so finding an impartial one might be a tad tricky... ;o)