Ouch!

[rockyracoon]

http://www.suffolkgazette.com/news/seagull-testicle/

[EcclesCake]

Oh balls!!

[Berniecuddles2]

thats made my eyes water

[rockyracoon]

Can you imagine, a bird flying away with your bits?

[pastafreak]

Oh gawd...:-((

[wolf63]

I just shared that on FB. It's a spoof newspaper. They are creative when writing their articles. :-)

[rockyracoon]

Lol Wolfy. I must have found it through you. Am I bad for feeling a tad disappointed ;)

[wolf63]

It would be handy to have a pet Gull - threaten your oh when he pees you off.

[-SharonA-]

Yuk!

[mccfluff]

don't worry rocky - several of the nationals have been suckered in and posted stories from here as well :-)

[wolf63]

Some old woman lived until she was 116 or so by drinking Gin by the barrel. Story started in Suffolk and printed in papers worldwide as the truth. I think they called her Mabel.

[hereIam]

As I was reading this I thought, 'that's not true' !!!

[Barmaid]

Well even if I didnt know that the Suffolk Gazette was a spoof, I'd have known it was by the comment that a man from Ipswich was sunbathing.......

But still, ouchy.

[wolf63]

Sometimes the truth is eekier than the fiction

http://tinyurl.com/ybdgga6n

There are many similar stories. I used tiny to mask what the story is about until you get to the website.

[hereIam]

^ The price of keeping wild animals as pets and/or in small cages I'm afraid.....

[anneasquith]

Sorry, but if a bird was helping himself to you're testicle I think you'd wake up from you're slumber before the testicle was removed !!!!!! Unless, the said seagull injected local anaesthetic first .?

[Mamyalynne]

I've always liked their tagline "You couldn't make it up" but they do it so well at times.

[DTCwordfan]

If it was down here, with their love of Cornish ice cream, it could have been a raspberry nipple.....