Sometimes You've Got To Laugh At News Values.

[scooping]

Small, injured shark on Med beach and it's all over the news. Fish found on beach shock.

[Baldric]

Link?

[Patsy33]

No Baldric, a shark!

[Mamyalynne]

This?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/06/26/shark-terrified-tourists-near-magaluf-killed/

[Bazile]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/40405043/blue-shark-spotted-on-holiday-resort-in-majorca

[scooping]

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=shark+on+beach&tbm=nws&source=univ&tbo=u&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwibr_TG8dvUAhWHXBQKHQaMANUQt8YBCDUoAQ

[youngmafbog]

Something fishy going on here.

I wonder if Sturgeon has gone to see it?

[scooping]

Tomorrow: "Man found in bed with his wife".

[Lie-in King]

"The animal was killed after it suffered injuries following the capture."

Way to go, stupid people.

[scooping]

The bathers were so scared they all stayed in the water looking at the thing.

[Mamyalynne]

Well if he is killed after frightening the locals do report it to us.

[ummmm]

Come on...it was in shallow water and the sea was busy.

[vetuste_ennemi]

Not as bad as shell shock.

[douglas9401]

Apparently not going to need a bigger boat.

[cassa333]

WHERE IS RICHARD DRYFUS WHEN YOU NEED HIM? GET ME THE SUPER BIG HARPOON.

Goodby and thanks for all the fish. Oh no that is the dolphins and ABs ED.

[cassa333]

Stephen, Stephen where are you when the med needs you. Quick make a film before it goes rotten.

[EDDIE51]

There was a report that a WW2 mortar bomb was found on the seashore. A local paper headlined it 'Shell found on Beach'!

[youngmafbog]

Was that in Shell Bay?

[webbo3]

Not a blue shark, it was a thresher shark.

dave.

[Togo]

Cant be sure LiK, but I think I read that it was inshore because it had sustained a head injury out at sea and was probably disorientated.

[Mamyalynne]

Whatever the cause of death it didn't die in vain - gave comedy fodder to some.