Just What I Need For A Monday Morning........

[trt]

A good laugh, away from Politics!!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3832304/Terrified-virgin-bride-bashes-husband-head-wine-bottle-seeing-large-manhood-time-honeymoon-South-Africa.html

[Jomlett]

He didn't know what day it was!

[ToraToraTora]

his nick name, "anaconda", should have given her a clue!

[naomi24]

And even worse - she wasted a bottle of wine!!

[Barmaid]

Naomi - I was just musing on that tragedy!

[naomi24]

Haaa! Great minds ... and all that. :o)

[Mamyalynne]

//His wife, not the posing model pictured//


Really, glad they told us that.

[Bazile]

What ? - they were going to do it with the lights on ?

[mikey4444]

"His wife, who the amateur football player had met at church last year, played down the violence, saying: 'He has a big penis – long like a cucumber and hairy and scary like a bush"

Like a bush ?

Personally, I think this poor woman needs to get out more !

[Old_Geezer]

Aye it is a problem, as we know.

[Booldawg]

Always try before you buy!

[anotheoldgit]

Can't see why the Mail posted a photo of a cucumber surely everyone knows what they look like, then perhaps they should have also posted a photo of an anaconda?

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-sR3M9UoDUXg/Uzmp9sywVsI/AAAAAAAAAbE/J__xiO-8FhE/s1600/24+anaconda+5.png

[Barmaid]

^^^ that link made me laugh out loud, AOG.

[anotheoldgit]

mikey4444

/// Personally, I think this poor woman needs to get out more ! ///

At least she doesn't need to visit SpecSavers.

[Baldric]

AOG that's not hairy enough surely?

[anotheoldgit]

Baldric

/// AOG that's not hairy enough surely? ///

As Trump would say "if the chances are there, out of the window goes the *Airs and Graces".

[Baldric]

;o)

[mikey4444]

He shouldn't have much trouble finding a new wife, if he feels the need to in the future......his reputation goes forth ahead of him !

[Togo]

//With their marriage on the rocks, they have decided to agree to counselling instead of involving the police to tackle their issues.//

Does that mean that he can eventually "issue his tackle"?