What Can You Hear Right Now In Your Garden?

[Smowball]

I'm sat outside in the sun reading a book. The house on my left - the three Indian ladies are having a very loud heated discussion whilst apparently telling the children off for screaming constantly, the house to the right are playing an opera CD very loud but it's quite pleasant,whilst the dad who is already three sheets to the wind is having a very loud chat on his mobile and calling whoever is on the other end a pri*ck, the house next to them the mum is trying to compete with the opera by playing Eminem full blast and simultaneously telling her three boys to stop *** fighting!! They are all actually nice people believe it or not, but God it's never quiet!!
What about where you are??

[ummmm]

Nothing...I've lost the back door key :-)

Rare to see my neighbours in their gardens.

[irishmaid]

Oh I could not live like that. I can hear waves and cows and a tractor and the cat wanting its tea through the window that is. How do you get your computer outside?

[Smowball]

Lol ummm. I can't actually see any of mine really but I can hear them!!

[Smowball]

Irishmaid I've got an iPad. Yours sounds like heaven

[trt]

Poor you Snowball.

I have a meadow to my right, an old boy to the left who I see about once a month, and a retired couple at the back of my garden fence, who I only hear mowing the lawn, Bliss.

[Mamyalynne]

Quiet at the moment, children were playing, not too loudly a while ago.

A train has just passed but not much else just now.

[hc4361]

The alarm calls of birds as a pair of buzzards circle overhead; the snicker of a pony at the end of my garden and the buzz of bees.

[sandyRoe]

Not a sound. The neighbours were bringing their bins in a while ago but it's quiet now.

[Smowball]

So it's just me who lives in a mad road!! Lol

[ummmm]

I don't think there are any children in our row of houses, not that I've seen anyway.

[-Talbot-]

What Can You Hear Right Now In Your Garden?



Me talking to myself

'why the *** have I come out here? ... I must be easily led - lead '

[Smowball]

Do you live in a town ummm?

[Mamyalynne]

I'm away from home, it may well be noisier back there right now.

[atalanta]

Leaves on the trees rustling, birds chirruping - not much else.

[petal54]

OH was cleaning his lorry in hope of selling that 1,now the news & OH on phone though half village can prob hear him.was in garden with noisy chickens

[pastafreak]

I live in a flat...very, very quiet at the moment...bliss. Not so when the kids are screaming.
Ahhh....now I can hear the ice cream van...the driver must be deaf. :-(

[DTCwordfan]

Pheasants and in the distance an LPG gun, pretty futile that is in keeping the birds of Farmer Matthews arable land.

[DTCwordfan]

birds off.......grrr

[ummmm]

Yeah...a reasonably quiet part of town. It's nice round here.

[DTCwordfan]

Which book are you reading, Smow? Michael Frayn's play, 'Noises Off' perhaps?