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You can get a big bottle of syrup of figs for a few quid.
14:31 Thu 20th Nov 2014
Milk's expensive!
I have a padlock on my biscuit barrel.



Sadly one of my Grandsons is a good locksmith.
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Not if it's on his expenses.
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Some padlocks are pretty easy to pick, Mamya ;-)
Let's hope there's no future deal with UKIP as Farage is known to like a pint!!
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He'd get a bigger lock I think, ag.
Ha! Osborne has to watch the pennies especially when hes on a budget
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And he can't be having those expensive burgers of his getting nicked can he.
Don't blame him. Really really annoying when someone nicks your milk.
I'm more concerned about his hair. What does it look like?
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I know LB, happens all the time at work. ( reminder to self : must get a padlock fitted tomorrow ).
Has he claimed for the padlock?
It's more likely caviar and champagne locked in there.
Gideon has his own milk monitor? Nice to know civil service salaries are being justified !
the bane of any company (or individual) who provides free supplies to its staff for making hot drinks is the porridge mafia, who deem it their right to use up all the milk themselves. our company is under threat of withdrawal of facility unless they desist - they won't of course, they're too bloody selfish.
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A lock on the fridge is overkill.

All that's required to stop this problem is a decoy milk bottle with laxative in it.
i suppose the padlock will appear on his expenses list along with the champagne inside the fridge
do the losses really amount to more than paying a civil servant to guard the fridge? That's a remarkable amount of theft.
Anyone who has shared a house or flat has this problem. Always someone stealing milk, orange juice, even a chicken breast or yoghurts, rather than buy their own!

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