Can someone knit this, please?

[venator]

After years of presumably expensive research, topologists have come up with a knitting pattern for a nice warm scarf.

Only problem is that your head enters the fourteenth dimension and vanishes.

http://www.newscienti...rss&nsref=online-news

[boxtops]

Looks like a snood to me - o great one, this could be the garment to end all garments for the Apotheosisists!

[NOX]

I can think of a few people I'd like to give one of these to ;-)