Keith Lemons bandage

Does anyone know why Keith Lemon has a bandage on his right hand? Its been there for ages
20:45 Sat 26th Feb 2011
 
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It's part of his "persona" - just a prop. (You did know that Keith Lemon isn't real, I hope!)
this was asked not so long back. Its a gimmick. His w@nking hand. He has a sprain
Thank you 4get: I wasn't going into the actual details......!
ah what the hell. Dont need to pussyfoot around it :-)
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Ha ha , silly me. I must be getting old. Thanks everyone
I wish someone would bandage his whole body like a mummy and bury him, hes such an idiot and not funny IMHO!
i never used to like him but now think he is quite funny and love celebrity juice, and he often says things that a lot of people are thinking.
I find him a bit hit and miss - a bit like Johnny Vegas.
Btw - a comedy pairing made in heaven JV and Stephen Fry polar opposites yet v funny on qi
Sometimes funny, sometimes outrageous simply for a cheap laugh. On the whole I am a fan, Celebrity Juice does cheer me up!
I've found something strange.... On his web site his main page has the bandage on his left hand but on the news page its on his RIGHT hand. He must think he's Michael Jackson! LEFT HAND (http://www.keithlemon.co.uk/index.php) RIGHT HAND (http://www.keithlemon.co.uk/news.php)
He is so funny, yeah he can be a bit daft sometimes but you just gotxx to that light heartedly, he plays a character and plays it very well. i've loved him since the days of avid merron.
Sorry was my first ever post, was on my mobile it went a bit wrong, was meant to be

' He is so funny, yeah he can be a bit daft sometimes but you just got to take that light heartedly, he plays a character and plays it very well. i've loved him since the days of avid merrion.'

Ok it wasn't very wrong but it wad my very first and wanted it right and couldnt see how to delete it to put it right! Lol if anyone knows how please tell me! Lol xx
When he gives interviews he gives different answers like he was white water rafting when he saved someone who fell in, another time he said he touched a kangaroos private parts and the kangaroo attacked him!
I always thought it was supposed to signify w***ers cramp from masturbating which is far more in character, especially as he started on late night ITV2 where this insinuation is far more acceptable than prime time ITV1 on a saturday night ;-)
It's a gimmick not for the straight laced so if you are a bit of a prude I would stop reading here!
When giving interviews he gives different excuses like he saved someone whilst white water rafting and he touched a kangaroos private parts and the kangaroo attacked him!

The most obvious answer is it is there to insinuate that he masturbates a great deal and has 'w***ers cramp' which is in character for the late night ITV2 presenter but possibly not for the prime time ITV1 Saturday night slot .... But I hope he gets to keep the bandage, Keith Lemon wouldn't be the same without it ;-)
It's because he has an offensive tattoo about fern cotton an he isn't allowed to expose it on national television.
Well it is because he has an inapropriate tatto on his wrist of fern cotten in a sextual nature. ITV, who kieth is contracted to, have said that if he revials the tattoo on telivistion he will be fired, however Lemon has said that one day when he retires he will show the tattoo. Also in the past kieth has made up many stories for the reason as to why he wears a bandage eg. He got into a fight with an alligator, he helped someone in a fight in a night club but the funnist, he has Finance Specialists cramp. But people have
posted pictures of parts of the tatto showing but for now the uk is left in mystery as to. what the tatto atualy is. One last thing , Kieth lemon openly admitted on his resent tv. show. ( Lemon la vida loca)
As beattie819 points out the bandage has been there for AGES
So I would think it must be a gimmick otherwise if it covers a tattoo or an old injury why not wear something like a fingerless leather glove

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