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bobtheturkey | 21:16 Thu 02nd Oct 2014 | ChatterBank
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If i was about to fry an egg and a penguin suddenly came in through the window and laid an egg in the frying pan which i fried and ate would my house insurance pay out if i was then violently ill causing me to fall and impale my penis on my eiffel tower ornament?
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what a pane that would be
Who are you insured with?
you speak of personal experience ?
//Who are you insured with?// Hahaha pmsl.
Is it worth more than the excess?
It's these little details which are so important.
Only if the penguin agreed to corroborate your story.
answers different if you had video evidence....

I was gonna say should obviously be in Law
but er I have changed my mind

well its certainly an accident innit ?
I think the insurance company would require evidence that out of all the houses in your area the Penguin deliberately chose your frying pan. They would also try to prove that you left the window open knowing that there was a strong possibility there was an egg laying Penguin in the immediate vicinity. Further they would strongly contest that you had impaled your manhood on a foreign imported replica of the awful tower & would suggest that you were trying to hide the fact that the said ornament was in fact safely implanted up your rear passage.
if you'd said the penguin suddenly flew through the window you'd probably be charged with making a false claim

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