Alan Tit Mash

[thenry]

Now showing on ITV1 ! and I thought Jeremy Kyle was the worst thing on daytime TV !

[petal54]

just goes to show,you can take the man out of the garden,but not the garden outa th

[chaptazbru]

I personally don't like him, but I think he's quite popular ...

[Frank97]

He should be uprooted and transplanted back into Gardeners World where he belongs!

[thenry]

I think 'es an 'orrible git !

[tonyav]

A smarmy git, imo.

[gness]

I like and find him quite sexy. When passing comment on Mr Titchmarsh remember....I have a hatchet. Hi Tony. You well.......so far. x

[shaneystar2]

He's rather nice actually .I met him and he signed my gardening book some years ago .It was at a garden centre and the woman in front of me was being a real pain about fuschias ..On and on she went bending his ear but he was so nice to her .When I presented my book ,he asked my name ,the shortened version of which can be spelled in several ways and he wanted to get it correct .He then signed it ,shook my hand and kissed me on the cheek !!

[thenry]

gness - people often mistake me for Alan Tit Mash, especially when I've just applied the hair gel and I'm pruning a rose ! x

[tonyav]

Yes not to bad at the mo, gness Oh gawd I'd forgotten about the hatchet.

[thenry]

shaney - great story but you've just described a creep !

[gness]

Thenry.......You won't be pruning my roses then....my least favourite flower to grow and as for hair gel...not what I like to run my fingers through. You are trying though. :-)

[tonyav]

LOL @ thenry.

[thenry]

gness - I'll show you my hatchet if you show me yours !

[gness]

thenry...You said yours was little and MIGHT make me happy. Might isn't good enough when you get to my age.....x