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whiskeryron | 17:09 Wed 03rd Sep 2014 | Jokes
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>>> LAST TRIP TO COSTCO
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>>> Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO
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>>> buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
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>>> for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog
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>>> and was in the check-out line
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>>> when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
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>>> What did she think I had an elephant?
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>>> So because I'm retired and have little to do,
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>>> on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog,
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>>> I was starting the Purina Diet again.
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>>> I added that I probably shouldn't,
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>>> because I ended up in the hospital last time,
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>>> but that I'd lost 50 pounds
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>>> before I awakened in an intensive care ward
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>>> with tubes coming out of most of my orifices
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>>> and IVs in both arms.
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>>> I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet
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>>> and that the way that it works is,
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>>> to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets
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>>> and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well
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>>> and I was going to try it again.
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>>> (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
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>>> Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me.
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>>> I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's ass and a car hit me.
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>>> I thought the guy behind her
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>>> was going to have a heart attack
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>>> he was laughing so hard.
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>>> Costco won't let me shop there anymore.
>>>
>>> Better watch what you ask retired people.
>>>
>>> They have all the time in the World to think of crazy things to say

>>>

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Thanks, you really cheered me up!!! Never laughed so much in ages
19:13 Thu 04th Sep 2014
lol lol
lol!
Was it the Barking branch...
Possibly the Isle of Dogs.
Lol! Have heard that from slappy. Brilliant!
Thanks, you really cheered me up!!! Never laughed so much in ages
How funny. Surely Costco haven't really banned you have they Ron?
She should have asked you if you upset the poodle LOL

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