Building Permit

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My Building Permit



Some have asked what I've been doing in retirement.

Well, I applied for a building permit for a new house.


It's going to be 100 ft tall and 400 ft wide, with 12 gun turrets
at various heights, and windows all over the place and a loud
outside entertainment sound system. It would have parking
for 200 cars, and I was going to paint it snot green with pink trim.


The City Council told me; "Forget it...AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN!"


So, I sent in the application again, but this time I called it a 'Mosque'.
Work starts on Monday.

I love this country. It's the government that scares me.

[Zacs-Master]

It would be planning permission which was required not a building permit.

[retrocop]

This was sent from the USA.

[Zacs-Master]

Why would you want to build a house in America?

[retrocop]

May be our little Island is becoming over crowded and the last sentence of the post :-)