Tv Comedian And Female Impersonator
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Had To Be America
Only in America
A man is seeking to join the Bloomfield, New Jersey's Sheriff's Office. The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you Can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, Six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "
The man says, "Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Deputy, "When can you start?"
A man is seeking to join the Bloomfield, New Jersey's Sheriff's Office. The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you Can be accepted." Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, Six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit. "
The man says, "Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Deputy, "When can you start?"
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Only in London
A man is seeking to join the new IPCC hit squad.
The Commisioner doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six CID officers who are on the take, six corrupt Fraud Squad members, six racist PCs, six homophobic retired police officers and a rabbit."
The man asks "Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude" says the Commissioner, "When can you start?"
A man is seeking to join the new IPCC hit squad.
The Commisioner doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says: "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six CID officers who are on the take, six corrupt Fraud Squad members, six racist PCs, six homophobic retired police officers and a rabbit."
The man asks "Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude" says the Commissioner, "When can you start?"
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