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excelsior-1 | 09:23 Sat 05th Jul 2014 | Jokes
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......for those of you who may be regular out of town supermarket shoppers.

Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get a some groceries has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you during this fine weather.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot.
They both start wiping your windscreen with a rag and Windolene, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another supermarket.
You agree and they get in the back seat - on the way, they start having sex with each other, then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs fellatio on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen June 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, and 24th. Also July 1st, 2nd, twice on the 3rd, three times just yesterday and very likely again this weekend.

So, please be careful during these trying times.

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Exccccc...naughty naughty ! Lol
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(i allow myself one naughty joke a month, murraymints)
sounds like you should keep it inside your trousers, excel....
But you tried on the 4th,9th, 10th, etc..........and went back for more
Are you a glutton for punishment?
"Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls"
obviously not mm and cupid then excel lol
Hmm :-(
lol
By the way, they have some pretty godd quality wallets at the Range for only three pounds. Just a thought for those on a tight budget.

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