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Chipchopper | 22:00 Mon 21st Aug 2017 | Jokes
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A local man walks into a Glasgow bakery, points at the glass display cabinet and says to the shopkeeper: "Is that a custard tart or a meringue ?"

The shop keeper turns to the customer and replies "No, you're right, its a custard tart"
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The same customer then walked into the Butchers, who was standing in front of a small heater, with his hands behind his back. Customer looks at his selection of meats and says "is that your Ayrshire Bacon" No says the Butcher, my hands are cold.
22:10 Mon 21st Aug 2017
The same customer then walked into the Butchers, who was standing in front of a small heater, with his hands behind his back. Customer looks at his selection of meats and says "is that your Ayrshire Bacon"
No says the Butcher, my hands are cold.
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Thats a good un, Sam!
Someone explain please!
I get the bacon joke.
Sharon, ye have tae be frae Glesca
Is that a custard tart ..... or " am a rang"
lol
Oh!! No good, I've tried wit mae best scortish accent...........
last shot .....
a "meringue" .... or ....
am I wrong (pronounced) am i rang
Furry boots?

Dundee.

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