Oh Gawd, He's Done It Again

[Luv_The_Doc]

I fell asleep in the sun on the rear patio, it's really sheltered, woke up to the sound of a lawn mower, B cutting the front grass again, he's still in plaster until Tuesday. Doesn't appear to be any damage this time.
Retrocop, you got some handcuffs I can borrow for a couple of days please?

[Bertrum]

Is this of any use
http://www.ladydespensersscribery.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Wooden_stocks_outside_Cerne_Abbas_church.jpg

[retrocop]

Wot . Has he lost the two pairs I loaned him when he told me you were with him alone this w/E. They were best stainless steel with fur lining as well. :-(

[Luv_The_Doc]

Bertrum, luv it, do they deliver?

[Luv_The_Doc]

Retrocop, ah, so they were yours, bit embarrassing this on a public forum but could you possibly send the key please.

[Luv_The_Doc]

Aw, someone must have a key,I need to take this dog for a walk.

[gness]

Key?...Pah.....no need for a key.......I have all sorts of tools......just ask Tony and Dave.....the times I have had to release them from those purple furry handcuffs!
Lord knows what the pair of them get up to.....

Now...you just sit on Baldric and amuse him somehow.....and I'll be there as soon as I have charged the ebike......and put on some make-up and bling......Gx

[retrocop]

I sent the keys with the bracelets. Have you thought about a stomach pump or x-ray for Roger? When's Mrs B back from Norfolk. I have several spare keys? :-)

[Luv_The_Doc]

Gness plus bling, he's looking forward to that, says it the one with the freshly cut grass.

[gness]

I know....I know.....I've seen that gaze towards the shrubbery when Psybs and I have dolled up for a night out......

Though there was no need for his laughter when we were trying to get on the bike in little skirts and heels......cut to the quick we were!.... :-(

[Luv_The_Doc]

Great thinking Retro, Roger's just er, returned the key, panic over, it will all be nice and tidy when Mrs B comes back on Wednesday, hopefully.
Thanks gness, I'm sure he wouldn't lauugh, well reasonably so.

[gness]

Poppycock! His laughter registered on the Richter Scale!.... ;-)

[Luv_The_Doc]

That has been known, he is a big boy.
I'm going to feed and walk this hound now, and B is going to roast a bird later.

[gness]

Psybs.......Baldric's going to roast a bird......shall we make ourselves scarce?....... x

[Psybbo]

Hi Doc, he's incorrigible!
Gness, those beach huts look more comfortable than the shrubbery.

[gness]

Okay, Psybs...they do.....I'll bring the wine...you bring buckets, spades and chocolate.....x

[Baldric]

Been trying to get one for ages, beach hut that is.

[gness]

Don't blame you, Baldric......I'd love one but aren't they a price now...............is there a long waiting list or do you have to be lucky when one is being sold?x

[Baldric]

Still affordable here, but you gotta be in the right place at the right time. I'll get there!

[Psybbo]

Plenty of cushions, Baldric, you need to keep your stalkers comfortable!

[gness]

Okay....we'll bling it up for you.....just let us know.....☺