Im All Sore

[weecalf]

Just by following instructions im sore .It said clearly on cornflake box "tear along line " so I did and fell off end .Just when I was getting over scalded feet by following medicine bottle "Stand in hot water before pouring out medicine " Any such mishaps for you people out there ?

[paulllambert]

Not a mishap, but a ticking off from the law. I was driving along the motorway, straddling lanes one and two at a very fast speed. The cops weren't interested in my explanation, that it states clearly on my driving licence: Tear along dotted line.

[ChillDoubt]

I broke my arm tap dancing.


I fell into the sink.


I'm here all week......

[retrocop]

I went to a Naval and Maritime themed fancy dress party and whilst dancing pulled a Mussel. :-(

[bibblebub]

the PG Tips packet said "put bag in hot water and leave for several minutes" - when i returned she'd got out of the bath

[emeritus]

Fell off the top of the wardrobe. My tablets said to take 2, 3 times a day. Keep out of the reach of children.

[weecalf]

I spent 4 hours at the air port ..sign said dog must be carried on escalator the bother I had find a dog to carry .

[mushroom25]

a friend whose daughter worked in boots said she was harangued by an old lady who said that her stick deodorant didn't work - at least, not by following the instructions, which said "twist up bottom".

[petal54]

I'm glad to see the silly corner in full swing!