Do You Have A Clumsy Oh?

[lady-janine]

1. mine upset a mug of sweet, milky coffee of the phone and then let it set. sill have to use a mallet to hammer the keys down.

2. no names (certainly not mine although I was involved in the result) but it involves a large tub of paint balanced on a step ladder and then moving step ladder without taking paint off first. I was working just to one side of the ladder which how I came to be involved.

[Quoi]

I had a stack of nicely sorted boxes of screws and nails in my car that decided to leap for freedom when I opened the car door(i may have forgotten they were there but you will need evidence).
I spent the best part of 40 minutes picking them all up into a new box but now all jumbled up.
It's my OH's OH thats the clumsy one!

[excelsior-1]

i'd settle just for having an O H - clumsy or not

[lady-janine]

ooooh excel. I know what you mean. it was not a complaint just an observation. big hug for you () and mwah.

[HansUrbancka]

Have you ever thought of covering with Cling Film, items such as Mobile Phones, Computer keyboards,TV Remote Controllers, etc. ? Keeps out, dust, cigarette ash, biscuit crumbs, tea, coffee etc.... and they still work ok with the cling film covering.

Hans.

[Tilly2]

Mr Tilly is all fingers and thumbs when I watch him doing something. If I leave him alone, he's fine. I think I make him nervous. I don't know why.

[Baldric]

Sadly yes, but I'm not perfect either (but don't tell anyone)

[Psybbo]

Tilly, you make me nervous and I'm miles away

[Tilly2]

Umph!

[gness]

No....but MrG had.....☺

Similar to the paint story.....MrG told me he was going to put the steps against the front door to paint the stone thing above it...don't open the door.

I must have had a short term memory problem even then......not long had gone by when I heard a noise at the front door....

So I opened it and in flopped MrG....the step ladder and the open tin of paint...☺

[Butterbun]

Just a blazing irritating one at times.

[rockyracoon]

Not clumsy but definitely divvy. Tesco is a chore with him!

[Butterbun]

Maybe I irritate him too. Maybe.

[rockyracoon]

Lol Butterbun, I know I irritate mine cos I'm a crap housewife ;)

[SlackAlice]

This happened quite a long time ago.

Walking down the stairs carrying a large cardboard box, thought I was at the bottom and did a left turn and stepped out into the hall. Only trouble was that I still had 2 steps to go down. Went flying downwards, cardboard box went upwards, managed to knock the landline phone off the wall, nutted the front door (solid oak) and went unconscious, landed very awkwardly on my left ankle (2 weeks of work).

What really riled me though is that when I came round all I could see at the other end of the hallway was my OH sitting on the floor pissing herself with laughter, she'd seen it all happen. Fortunately, I was in so much pain I couldn't reach her ☺☺☺

[gness]

Slack......I got part way through that and started to laugh...and laugh... I think I like your OH.....☺☺☺

[Butterbun]

I'm not liking mine much today. Firstly, watching all the morning programmes, then the racing, then the tennis, snooker, now looking for darts. Only time he left the armchair was to get something to eat or drink.
Still, I'll be able to browse AB in peace now.

[Slapshot]

Haud the bus..... the OH's in question so far all seem to be blokes..... hmm no clumsy female OH's

[Tilly2]

The blokes are all too busy doing other things, adeptly.

[gness]

Well, there's me Slappy.......x

[Tilly2]

Yes, gness, but no one has complained about you. :-)