Guinness

[robert551069]

Two acquaintances of my were Guinness drinkers.
One was a jolly Irish ward sister in a hospital. She used to drink the patients' Guinness, which was prescribed for its iron content, and give them pills instead.
Another was a sales representative, who used to check into the hotel and then go straight to the bar and order a pint of Guinness.
He then went to his roomand changed out of his suit into informal wear. By this time his Guinness, with a nice creamy looking topping was ready to drink

[gness]

NO!! Before anyone asks........I was NOT the jolly Irish ward sister! :-)

[Psybbo]

Was just about to gness

[DTCwordfan]

Part 2 - as one should, robert.

Over on the Emerald Isle, one waits ten minutes for the 1st pint of Guinness or Murphys to get that creamy taste. We are far too hasty in our want....

[DTCwordfan]

No, gness wasn't jolly, until she had seen at least 8 patients......

[gness]

Sibton...:-)

DT. You can pour my Guinness anytime.

[DTCwordfan]

I blush............

[ummmm]

Guinness gave my Dad nose bleeds. It took him quite a while to connect the two.

[DTCwordfan]

In Ireland, that ten minutes is critical in terms of reproducing the population.

man or woman nips into the pub and orders the Guinness.....back home, strip off and change clothes, and often involves a nice quicky before dressing and heading off to the pub for the evening.....

[DTCwordfan]

Good grief, ummmm, how long did it take him to realise that the port of entry for Guinness to its final destination is the mouth and not the nose

[ummmm]

3 pints...

[DTCwordfan]

lol

[EcclesCake]

I had just taken a mouthful of Guinness when a friend said something funny, I tried so hard to not spray the assembled friends with the black stuff that it finally came out of my nose. For the rest of the evening, week and still today 20yrs on they try to make me do it again......

[gness]

Ummmm. I can`t recall meeting your Dad.

DT. That was frustrating until we moved closer to the pub.

[tinkerbell23]

Can i have a job on that ward!? Hehe....

Well i tried it...i dont really like it...been to the dublin factory twice...drank the free stuff anyhow....went to the skybar thingy up top and it was pretty surreal cos everyone there had a guinness hahahaah i managed to blag a cider...in a guinness glads obviously!!! Hehe xx

[tinkerbell23]

Ooh actually i have a certificate to say i can pour a guinnes...i tried and failed to make a shamrock on the foam whilst pouring hahaha


Ive seen them do harps too xxx

[Old_Geezer]

Stout is ok, not my favourite pint but nice when the mood takes me. Can't say I'd be happy to wait 10 minutes just to get the froth right though. My opinion is that if I have paid for a given volume of booze then it should be all liquid, not air bubbles, anyway.