why?

[abiloveswine]

why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

[shoota]

Birds suddenly appear when I am near because i got a Porsche, a Rolex, a wallet bulging with £50's.............

[cupid04]

Little birdie flying high
dropped a message from the sky
As I wiped it from my eye
I thanked God that cows don't fly!

[shooty]

you ask why ?
i ask why is this in the food and drink section. thought i was drunk. : )

[puternut]

maybe

someone left a cake out in the rain?

[cupid04]

But it took so long to make it!

[abiloveswine]

Errr.....birds are food and I have been drinking?

[peashaq]

I wish I was a pigeon, a doo, adoo.

[cupid04]

And I may never have tat recipe again

[abiloveswine]

i don't think I'll have that recipe again..................again

[nungate]

I've lost the recipe and I may never find it again................

[cupid04]

Mouldy old dough by Lietenant Pigeon, Anyone remember that one?

[Buenchico]

Birds frequently appear when I'm near!!!
(Vultures!)

[nungate]

Remember it? I bought it!

[Zacs-Master]

Here it is

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy32skBSHs0&feature=youtube_gdata_player

[abiloveswine]

had erased it from my memory but now is back in there

[marval]

Well, you will always find him in the kitchen at parties