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My Dwarf Girlfriend…

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anaxcrosswords | 17:10 Wed 12th Nov 2014 | Jokes
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…went to work this morning really upset with me. I have this tendency to make jokes about her size. Must admit I’m feeling guilty.
But I’m really going to make it up to her this evening. Have bought a bottle of good red wine and a DVD box set of her favourite TV programme. When she gets in I’ll order her favourite take-away, then I’ll go upstairs and run her a nice hot sink.
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Avatar Image AlwaysConfused
cruel! hehehe
17:11 Wed 12th Nov 2014
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OH ! Yes. I really did " Laugh Out Loud " Thanks.
21:44 Wed 12th Nov 2014
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At least you're not going chuck her
00:02 Thu 13th Nov 2014
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Not funny.
00:06 Thu 13th Nov 2014
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A girl tells her best friend that she has dumped her boyfriend because he told her that her hair smelled nice. Her friend says '' but that's a lovely thing to say'' The girl replies ''well yes normally, but he was a dwarf !''
00:13 Thu 13th Nov 2014

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