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Mum Nearly Died !

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EDDIE51 | 20:45 Tue 06th Jun 2017 | Jokes
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A man gets home from work and is met by his young son who says ''Dad , you know you told me that when we die we go up to heaven and live with Jesus and God?''
''Yes '' replies dad ''why do you mention it ?''
The son replies, ''well after you left for work this morning, Mum started to make terrible moaning , groaning noises. I peeked round the door to see if she was ok, and she suddenly shouts GOD! JESUS! I'M COMING, I'M COMING, it was a good job the milkman was holding her down or she would have gone!''
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How dairy keep her from meeting Jesus!
Well, looks like she had cream delivered too.
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Why is a 'Gay' man the same as a Milkman?


They both take cream up the back passage!
Past your eyes before you see it Eddie.
I think this one has been milked enough!
Leaves a sour taste in the mouth.

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