Why did the manager hire the marsupial?
Because he was koala-fied.
A devout Australian cowboy lost his favourite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a kangaroo walked up to him carrying the Bible in its mouth.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.
He took the precious book out of the kangaroos mouth, raised his eyes heavenward and exclaimed, "It's a miracle!"
"Not really," said the kangaroo. "Your name is written inside the cover."