got any blonde jokes?
codgers'kid Thurs 22/05/08 20:36
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> A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a
> word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of
> them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of
> mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives
> of yours?"
> "Yep," the wife replied, "In-laws."
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Try this for size:-
A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mailbox and again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, “Is something wrong?”
To which she replied, “There certainly is!”
My stupid computer keeps saying, “You’ve got mail!”
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A blond died her hair brown because she was tired of being picked on,
She was driving along the countryside when she got a bright idea and
stopped at a nearby farm. she said to the farmer "If Ican tell you how many
sheep you have in total can I have one?"
"ok" said the farmer, so she quickly counted them and said 91. The farmer
looked around astonished and said "alright take one"
As she was walking back to her car the farmer said "If I can guess your
natural hair colour can I have my dog back?"
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Blonde wife painting house, husband walks in and can't believe shes doing so well. But to his surprise the sweat is pouring off her,and he asks why are you wearing a leather jacket and an anorak? She says "Hello?-read the ******* tin! It says for best results,put on 2 coats"..........(sorry I am not logic!)
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That's better, I like that last one!
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Haha-you have any,funny??
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don't be daft pasta, funny's blonde.
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What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.
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Well-I am not blonde either...a bit silvery maybe-lol....but I do get my moments!!
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A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"
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