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Dinner party from hell ?

Ms Carrust's future boss has invited us for a dinner party on Saurday night. The boss & his wife are both born again Christians, vegans & teetotallers. What the fcuk are we going to talk about. Any suggestions would be greatly receieved.

carrust Thurs 15/05/08 21:28

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puddicat
Thurs 15/05/08
21:30

carrust what a trial i havent a scooby but for sure seasoned abers will have the answers

ChuckFickens
Thurs 15/05/08
21:33

well I'd steer well clear of satanism, cannibalism and your last drunken night out for a start.

OMG nightmare dinner party, pull a sickie!!

khao_san
Thurs 15/05/08
21:34

Talk about the joys of dogging pmsl... you should be out of there in 20 mins tops ;o))

puss_boots
Thurs 15/05/08
21:37

You could have a very deep and meaningful conversation about sex, politics and evolution.

figure
Thurs 15/05/08
21:37

Oi Knobby bless! You are always so jolly. That aluminum joke was funny.

carrust
Thurs 15/05/08
21:38

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chuck.I've pulled 2 migraines already...the boss is getting suspicious.

Info Bank
Thurs 15/05/08
21:39

Ask them if they have a computer and get them onto this....LOL

carrust
Thurs 15/05/08
21:39

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Alcohol is not allowed in the house...sob..

Info Bank
Thurs 15/05/08
21:40

After a week on this Bozze will be the norm in the said houes.

cazzz1975
Thurs 15/05/08
21:41

talk about all the priest sex scandals, the dangers of an elimination diet and eat the biggest piece of steak and guzzle some beer in front of them

puss_boots
Thurs 15/05/08
21:41

Take some in a small bottle in your handbag and when they are not looking top up your glass of water with some gin or vodka.

figure
Thurs 15/05/08
21:42

Talk about:-
The Bible - Ask him how do they know it's true and not altered.
Becoming a vegetarian or Vegan
The presently glorious weather
Ms. Carrust future salary raise lol

It may not be bad as you're expecting. Hope you have a lovely time.

puddicat
Thurs 15/05/08
21:44

no no dont mentioned the bible dont mention religion!!!!

carrust
Thurs 15/05/08
21:44

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puss. I'm a bloke, & I don't have a manbag!

bobtheturkey
Thurs 15/05/08
21:46

so they are christian and dont drink yet you seem to think they are boring? maybe they would regard a bunch of p.i.s.shead heathens equally as dull

puss_boots
Thurs 15/05/08
21:46

Oh sorry carrust, well wear something with big pockets :- ))

carrust
Thurs 15/05/08
21:47

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I've met the boss. Drying paint watches him!

bobtheturkey
Thurs 15/05/08
21:48

why dont you try being polite for a start noone is forcing you to go

puss_boots
Thurs 15/05/08
21:51

bobtheturkey I work with someone who is a born again Christian and believe me they are very boring. I have no problem whatsoever with any religion if it makes people happy but these BACs' are forever shoving it down your throat, they cannot get through the day without talking about God and their church they are obsessed.

puddicat
Thurs 15/05/08
21:51

come on bob he his doing it for is missus, like women to for the hubbies

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