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my bum

It must be all this foreign food that im eating the last 10 days .
But ive spent most of them in the bog .

Or toilet if youre a bit up yer self.
ANYWAYS DO YOU GET A BIT OF THE OLD BRAD PITTS WHEN YOU GO ON HOLIDAYS ?

You know the old stinging ring in the morning ?
Or is it just moi ?


legend758  Wed 14/05/08 00:08
Ice.Maiden
Wed 14/05/08
00:10
Just you. My lavatory remains pristine! x
pastafreak
Wed 14/05/08
00:11
It's the change from Iceland to ASDA-lol
legend758
Wed 14/05/08
00:12

Question Author

Welll there is the travelling int there?



ANYONE GOT SOME COLD CREAM ?


or savlon perhaps ?


Ouuchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Ice.Maiden
Wed 14/05/08
00:12
Don't even consider Lidl then.......
pastafreak
Wed 14/05/08
00:14
Get some ANDREX and babywipes...HTH?
legend758
Wed 14/05/08
00:16

Question Author

Well we got andrex quilted but i think its too late for the babywipes

anyways do they do them in big arse sizes ?

or do i need a whole box of em ???


Strangely icey my old mum buys her frozen chips from lidls cos theyre skinnny and the grandkids like them cos when you cook em theyre all crispy like the fries from burger king.Not sh1tty like mcdonalds onbes .

DID THIS HELP BTW ?
rabbitygirl
Wed 14/05/08
00:16
Your mum must have some cold cream.

Just dont put your finger in the pot twice.
legend758
Wed 14/05/08
00:18

Question Author

she wont give me it

cos she says ill double dip the pot .

then its arsed

as we say in scottyland


did this help ??
pastafreak
Wed 14/05/08
00:19
rabbity!!!!! ......rofl !!!!
legend758
Wed 14/05/08
00:19

Question Author

pasta ya wee bum kisser


i believe it now




wheres my kiddy bike ya evil wench ????
figure
Wed 14/05/08
00:20
LOL @ Rabbit.

Hi Rabbitygirl. x
rabbitygirl
Wed 14/05/08
00:21
Hi figure, leg, pasta, ice.

Leg - you need a tube of lavender cream. Soothing - and very good for burns!
legend758
Wed 14/05/08
00:22

Question Author

Has anyone got some cream ?

And would they like to help apply i t?


BTW PICKLE DONT YOU GET ANY IDEAS BOYO .



pastafreak
Wed 14/05/08
00:22
Nah,nah....nananahhhhhhh pasta sticks tongue out
figure
Wed 14/05/08
00:23
Mabee alovera cream, Rabbit. lol
legend758
Wed 14/05/08
00:23

Question Author

Well rabbs
if youre offering ??
Bring some in june

the heat will probs make it a bit sorerer
legend758
Wed 14/05/08
00:25

Question Author

i love vera
well i will if she rubs cream on my stingy bumhole

did this help ?/
rabbitygirl
Wed 14/05/08
00:25
I'm using my last tube .... and not for the reason you need it!!!!!
Ice.Maiden
Wed 14/05/08
00:25
God forbid, pasta!!!! you're one hell of a brave lady to say that..........

Right - so those Lidl chips sounds OK for the little ones then. eh? Awww......

Yo, rabbity! LOL!! x

Where's figure? I saw her a minute or two ago...???
pastafreak
Wed 14/05/08
00:27
think you should do yer own bumhole,leggy...seems only fair...
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