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Romance Mathematics

Well guys i got this text few moments ago:

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + Smart Woman = romance

Smart man + DUMB woman = Affair

DUMB man + Smart Woman = Marriage

Dumb man + dumb Woman = pregnancy

HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him alot and love him alittle.

To be happy with a woman, you must love her alot and not try to understand her at all.

Longevity
Married men live longer than Single men do, but married men are alot more willing to die.

Propensity to change
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesnt.

A man marries a woman expecting that she wont change, and she does.

Dissussion Technique
A woman has the last word in any arguement.

Anything a man says after that is the begining of a new arguement.

THIS IS TO ALL THE SMART WOMEN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU KNOW YOU CAN HANDLE IT :) xxx

WhiteBear Wed 02/07/08 19:23

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Booldawg
Wed 02/07/08
20:07

I've tried to prove the math; only one flaw - there are no smart women X

sara3
Wed 02/07/08
20:09

that's a looooong text message!

WhiteBear
Wed 02/07/08
21:16

Question Author

well i would say there are some smart women ;)

sara it was a loooong text, i got it via pic msg!! :) x

sara3
Wed 02/07/08
22:02

just to prove your point.. I'd like to have the last word!

cado
Wed 02/07/08
22:05

A smart woman won't care to have the last word as she would much prefer to be rid of the dumb man.

sara3
Wed 02/07/08
22:07

oh marvellous! who am I having an affair with?

888sally888
Thurs 03/07/08
08:06

Bill Gates or maybe Sir Alan - which one sara?

Oh am I ok to answer this as I only have ...

13 o levels
a Diploma in engineering
oh and a degree!!
lol

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