How do you initiate ...

[tinkerbell23]

How do you initiate a bit of you know what...
Or how do you know ur OH is after some!?

I think its usually a casual drape of the hand to see if anythings happening!??

I once knew someone who said "pants off" (who says romance is dead eh)

Why do men always "dry hump"?? Iv had this convo with mates and it seems the male species dry hump us at silly moments like when we are trying to do dishes or make dinner!!

Silly men!!!! LOL xx

[boxtops]

I've never been with any man who dry humped me in the kitchen - men don't always do it, IMO. I'd give him a reverse smack if he did!

[tinkerbell23]

Hahahaha well the ones i know do LOL

Even when in bed they do it- its funny at first...then after a few times im like RIGHT OK! Enough!

X

[sunny-dave]

pants off

Romance is obviously alive and well and living in tinksworld :+)

[Zacs-Master]

I usually lob it out and shout 'dinners served!'
I know, I know.....just an old romantic me.

[rowanwitch]

fancy a mucky?

[NoMercy]

I invariably get, "Give me your hand, I wanna show you something"...

[MarkRae]

"Oh! Well, do you mind lying down while I have one...?"

[tinkerbell23]

This is making me LOL already....

Eh dave- no way is that person anywhere near me- even thougj it is pretty funny!!!

I know the obvious one is when "its" sticking in ur back!!

Give me your hand is a brilliant one!!! And do you still fall for it NoM??? Xx

[NoMercy]

I pretend to, Tinks. Lol

[tinkerbell23]

PMSL @zacs!!!

Whats fr dessert!? Haha x

[ummmm]

My OH has given up on dry humping me in the kitchen. He decided he didn't like being slapped....

How do I initiate....? I don't....he's like a teenage boy. Look at him and he thinks there's a chance I'm in the mood.

[ChuckFickens]

Geronimo.....

[Sqad]

Dry humping ?..........is it anything to do with sh@gging camels?

[snags]

'brace yourself'

[Prudie]

^ that reminds me of the joke about the guy in the desert given one wish by a genie so he asked for a ladder.

[ummmm]

Sqad - when childish men walk up behind you and, errr, hump. lol. Like a dog!!!

[Sqad]

prudie...LOL.....LOL...I remember a version of that........

[Sqad]

ummmm......oh! I see now......no. never indulged.

[murraymints]

Sqad..when the other guys tell him...we actually get on the camel and ride into the next town !!!!!

[smilingcrow]

Sorry but what exactly do you mean by dry hump?