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Health & Safety...
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but I can endorse your tale of the coke though, and then there was writing "Happy Birthday" with a fat Pentel and also blowing out the candles on a cake...... does have to be seen to be believed though, - it may be available over on YouTube!
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Gordon Bennett - I have a night off from chatterbonk to do the Listener Crossword & you lot all go mental ...
I would say 'get a grip' ... but better not ....
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If my wife stays awake while having sex with me, thats a plus
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missprim, I will own up, I had this cute girl sitting on my lap...she goes up and does her coca-cola trick, some ten minutes between taking it and release. Then she comes back and sits on my lap again....nothing more except well a little play (seriously I'm not that daft).....suffice to say I had to get my troos into the dry cleaning before I flew home...
mate (English friend) of mine who was a batchelor, picked up this seriously looking gorgeous girl and got her back to the Grand Hyatt, into her panties and, yes, it was one of the Thai "specials"..........
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And I didnt start the Thai thing....that was the ping pong....(She has so much to answer for!).
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missprim why would you get banned for that
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true 4getmenot and missp, - I have seen worse than that and been suspended for worse, like the 1 hour plus on-line sex session (a joke session pushing the boundaries so to speak, not the kegels) that an infamous young lady and I had on here a year ago or so.....
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Trust you to get answer 69 DT!!!
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OMG - thanks, ummmm!!!
How hilarious.
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LOL, well spotted ummmm...!
but seriously folks, dollypins IS a teenager, do you not think some of this is going -er - a bit beyond the pale for her....?
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DT I hope that was a little left over coca cola on your troos :-)
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well it wasn't mine, missprim.
And, overall, Boxy is right.....but then if she, pins, is asking such a question, she is not that "innocent" I assume.
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time for bed though...one check of the Apostheosis thread and I am out of here.
Night all.
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I didn't know she was a teenager. She shouldn't know about these things until she's at least 21 yrs old.:-)
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Always have a couple of pillows under your buttocks, then writhe and groan a
lot. Also tickle him under his scrotum at the same time and if you feel that he
is going to come to soon give his gonads a gentle squeeze!
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The best thread and laugh ever........(not at dollypins)....nearly peed myself, but thanks to doin clench and release exercises, avoided changing the sheets;-)
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Cupid, so much for piety.
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Aren't you in the wrong section Naomi. Who said I was pious, only you!
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