Wrong Terminology

[Caran]

An elderly Irish friend of mine had to go to the doctors for a breathing test where you have to blow quite hard down a machine. When she got to reception she told the receptionist " I have come for my ***"
She couldn't understand why the receptionist was crying.
Anyone else know any other examples.

[Svejk]

Come for her what, caran? I'm afraid you'll have to spell it out for innocents like me.

[Caran]

B*** J**

[Caran]

Sorry didn't realise it would be removed.

[Svejk]

Oh right, I've heard about them. ;)

[marval]

Ah, bless her, I bet she cheered the place up.

[Caran]

Apparently the receptionist almost crawled into the office and the staff in there could be heard howling.

[Mamyalynne]

Good for her, cheered their day up - it's quite commonly a wrong term used in hairdressers I believe.

[anneasquith]

That would be a blow dry mamba :-)

[Mamyalynne]

My Mother once told her GP she was very grateful for his time that day as he was a member of the oldest profession in the world - his face fell, I thought he was about to refer her for psychiatric tests until she explained "Yes Doctor the first job on earth was to remove Adam's rib to make Eve".


He smiled quite sweetly at that.

[elliemay1]

Reminds me of when my friend's daughter brought a boyfriend home for the first time. My friend was hurrying out to get her hair done. She said ,'I'm sorry to rush off so soon but I have an apptmt for a ***!' Don't know whose face was reddest!

[elliemay1]

^ also B*** J**