Mrs O, apparently there is a Bog Fairy that does all that according to OH. She never comes to our house, though. Probably because of Mr Frog's disgusting toilet habits.
I once told off one of the Junior O's for having skid marks in his pants, and packed him off to the bathroom to wash them.
When I checked on him, I found him scrubbing the offending stains....with his dad's toothbrush!
F.a.o Kiki-frog your guy could benefit from rate my poo.com lol no joking this really is a site for bowel minded people n no I'm not on it n couldn't believe it really was a site !!!
Mrs O you do make us laugh with your comments bowt the skid marks n toothbrush x