Personal services in paper

[ClinkatyClank]

Anyone been to one ? What are they like ?

[daffy654]

Do you mean a prostitute?

[ClinkatyClank]

As in personal services ad in local paper

[craft1948]

What are we talking here.....................massage.............
hypnotheray.........chiropody?

[mrs_overall]

What exactly does the ad say?

[ClinkatyClank]

It's massage from an oriental woman. Has anyone been and what are the women like ?

[jackthehat]

Oriental, probably...........

[craft1948]

..............and possibly a woman.

[DTCwordfan]

probably a Thai girl - with the jib and tackle.....

[mrs_overall]

ah, a Ladyboy

[daffy654]

So, it is a prostitute. They all claim to be masseurs as they are not allowed to advertise sexual services..

[craft1948]

Nowt wrong with getting your joints cracked by a fit Lady Boy...............

[Booldawg]

I believe its referred to as a 'massage with a happy ending'

[mccfluff]

we used to have a lady advertise naked house cleaning. my boss was always really intrigued by that one

[ClinkatyClank]

Serious answers. Just interested to know

[Baldric]

You CANNOT be serious

[ClinkatyClank]

Yes I can, I just wanna know.

Are they genuinely massage therapists ?

[DTCwordfan]

The Scotsman reported a house of ill-repute being busted by the council just down from Edinburgh Castlein the Grassmarket, the cover being the adaption of the interior for the trade.

The title of the article, "Council to Look for Unauthorised Erections"

[ChuckFickens]

Look at the phone number.

If it's a landline it's probably a genuine massage, if it's a mobile number it's probably a massage with a happy ending.

[ClinkatyClank]

Mobile number stating - withheld numbers will be ignored.

[craft1948]

How does Chuck know these things?