Ouch!

[2sp_]

Opened the fridge door, a big bottle of mayo threw itself at me and smacked me in the nose.

Hugely painful, massive lump, wee cut. But, on the plus side I think I can breathe out of my left nostril again for the first time in about 15 years.

It's an ill wind...

[Mamyalynne]

You're an optimist like me - feel better soon.x

[Svejk]

Hell, man.

[Tilly2]

So mayo's good for the sinuses? I might try that.

[DTCwordfan]

Now you know, 2sp_, how they came up with the brand name 'Hellman's'...

[Obiter]

On the few occasions when I have unwittingly consumed it, mayonnaise made me feel an 'ill wind'.

[2sp_]

What a fright I got!

It's louping though. Have had a cold compress on it, so hopefully it won't swell or bruise too much. Give all the Yummy Mummies at nursery something to talk about on Wednesday!

Youngest told Mr P off for hitting mummy! Mr P was agast! I thought it was quite funny.

[venator]

you might try Heinz Salad cream for the right nostril....

[boxtops]

Louping is a very Scottish word - I had to ask OH for a translation!

[Psybbo]

Best post today, really cheered me up. I'll treat the Hellman's with more respect. I do hope you feel easier soon xx

[DTCwordfan]

They will talk too!

We had one down here, that's made its way around the town:

Asst 'teacher': "Alice, why are you so sleepy and out of it today?"

Alice: "It's Mummy and Daddy's fault, they spent the night bouncing up and down in bed and kept me awake."

[2sp_]

Louping is a great word boxy, quite apt too.

Glad I've cheered someone up Sibs. I'll try and up my game for tomorrow.

[gness]

2sp....no-one is ever going to believe it was the Mayo when they see you.... make up a fascinating tale about seeing off a mugger...or rescuing a cat from up a tree......get some kudos out of it......☺

[excelsior-1]

LOL - you can tell people you were injured while 'dressing'

[Psybbo]

Just who booby trapped the fridge?

[DTCwordfan]

the idea of 2sp squirting a mugger raiding 2sp's SMEG fridge with a jet of Hellmans, the material of advertising dreams. "Hell man, outta here wiv ya'"

[boxtops]

well, 2sp_,. you can start your own FB page - "clear your sinuses with an alternative use of mayo"

[Psybbo]

Bet you have a couple of shiners tomorrow!

[aelmpvw]

a slice of cucumber may take the swelling down

[2sp_]

You lot do make me laugh!

I knew I could rely on gness to provide me with a cover story!

Sibs, Mr P had the mayo yesterday... just saying...

[2sp_]

Cucumber aelmpvw? In this house?